▸ YOU ARE THE NEW HEAD OF HR AT OMNICORP™
▸ YOUR EMPLOYEES ARE DISASTERS
▸ FIRE THEM BEFORE THEY DESTROY THE COMPANY
▸ SURVIVE 10 DAYS WITH PRODUCTIVITY > 0%
★ OMNICORP™ QUARTERLY REVIEW: Q4 LOSSES UP 847% ★ CEO QUOTE: "WE'RE FINE" ★ 3 EMPLOYEES ARRESTED THIS WEEK ★ MANDATORY FUN CANCELED ★ FREE COFFEE MACHINE BROKEN AGAIN ★ OMNICORP™ QUARTERLY REVIEW: Q4 LOSSES UP 847% ★ CEO QUOTE: "WE'RE FINE" ★ 3 EMPLOYEES ARRESTED THIS WEEK ★ MANDATORY FUN CANCELED ★
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OMNICORP™
DAY
01 / 10
PRODUCTIVITY 100%
FIRED
0
STAFF
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★ OMNICORP™ ALL-HANDS MEETING CANCELLED (AGAIN) ★ REMINDER: DO NOT FEED THE INTERN ★ PRINTER IS STILL ON FIRE ★ HR MEMO: PLEASE STOP BRINGING PETS ★ QUARTERLY REVIEW MOVED TO NEXT QUARTER ★ MANDATORY WELLNESS SURVEY DUE TODAY ★ ★ OMNICORP™ ALL-HANDS MEETING CANCELLED (AGAIN) ★ REMINDER: DO NOT FEED THE INTERN ★ PRINTER IS STILL ON FIRE ★ HR MEMO: PLEASE STOP BRINGING PETS ★ QUARTERLY REVIEW MOVED TO NEXT QUARTER ★ MANDATORY WELLNESS SURVEY DUE TODAY ★
CONSEQUENCE UNLOCKED
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GAME OVER
THE COMPANY HAS COLLAPSED
DAYS SURVIVED 0
EMPLOYEES FIRED 0
FINAL PRODUCTIVITY 0%
RATING F
YOU SURVIVED
10 DAYS AT
OMNICORP™
TOTAL FIRED 0
FINAL PRODUCTIVITY 0%
FINAL RATING C
CONGRATULATIONS.
YOUR CONTRACT HAS BEEN RENEWED.
GOD HELP YOU.