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G R E A T   L A Y O F F
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▸ NEW: CRISIS EVENTS  |  NEW: EMPLOYEE TRAITS
▸ NEW: HIRE REPLACEMENTS  |  NEW: CHAOS METER
▸ NEW: DAILY MEMOS  |  NEW: EVERY EMPLOYEE MATTERS

SURVIVE 14 DAYS AT OMNICORP™
KEEP PRODUCTIVITY > 0% AND CHAOS < 100%
v2.0 — DIRECTOR'S CUT
★ OMNICORP™ Q4 LOSSES UP 2,400% ★ CEO STILL "OPTIMISTIC" ★ THIRD LOBBY FIRE THIS MONTH ★ EMPLOYEE #7 HAS NOT BLINKED SINCE TUESDAY ★ FREE SNACKS DISCONTINUED ★ PRINTER GAINED SENTIENCE ★ HR POSITION OPEN (AGAIN) ★ BUILDING SOLD (AGAIN) ★ WELLNESS PROGRAM: CANCELLED ★ CHAOS LEVEL: NOMINAL ★ OMNICORP™ Q4 LOSSES UP 2,400% ★ CEO STILL "OPTIMISTIC" ★ THIRD LOBBY FIRE THIS MONTH ★ EMPLOYEE #7 HAS NOT BLINKED SINCE TUESDAY ★ FREE SNACKS DISCONTINUED ★ PRINTER GAINED SENTIENCE ★ HR POSITION OPEN (AGAIN) ★ BUILDING SOLD (AGAIN) ★ WELLNESS PROGRAM: CANCELLED ★ CHAOS LEVEL: NOMINAL ★ ★ OMNICORP™ Q4 LOSSES UP 2,400% ★ CEO STILL "OPTIMISTIC" ★ THIRD LOBBY FIRE THIS MONTH ★ EMPLOYEE #7 HAS NOT BLINKED SINCE TUESDAY ★ FREE SNACKS DISCONTINUED ★ PRINTER GAINED SENTIENCE ★ HR POSITION OPEN (AGAIN) ★ BUILDING SOLD (AGAIN) ★ WELLNESS PROGRAM: CANCELLED ★ CHAOS LEVEL: NOMINAL ★
COMPANY
OMNICORP™
DAY
01/14
PRODUCTIVITY 100%
CHAOS
0%
STAFF
12
FIRED
0
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